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Flying
Whenever Aerial Extortionist enters or deals combat damage to a player, exile up to one target nonland permanent. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may cast it.
Whenever another player casts a spell from anywhere other than their hand, draw a card.

Flying
Whenever another permanent you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, investigate.

Boss's Chauffeur enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to one plus the number of other creatures you control.
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Boss's Chauffeur.
When Boss's Chauffeur dies, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token for each +1/+1 counter on it.

Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a shield counter on a creature you control.
Choose a kind of counter on a creature you control. Put a counter of that kind on each other creature you control.

Destroy all creatures with no counters on them.

Create X 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Return target permanent card in an opponent's graveyard to the battlefield under their control. When that permanent enters, return up to one target permanent card with equal or lesser mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent chooses money, friends, or secrets. For each player who chose money, you and that player each create a Treasure token. For each player who chose friends, you and that player each create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. For each player who chose secrets, you and that player each draw a card.

Whenever a permanent you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on target permanent you control.
{4}{W}: Move any number of counters from target permanent you control to another target permanent you control.

Flying
When Skyboon Evangelist enters, support 6.
Whenever a creature with a counter on it attacks one of your opponents, that creature gains flying until end of turn.

At the beginning of each end step, draw a card for each opponent who drew two or more cards this turn, then create a Treasure token for each opponent who had two or more lands enter the battlefield under their control this turn.

Flying
Whenever Aven Courier attacks, choose a counter on a permanent you control. Put a counter of that kind on target permanent you control if it doesn't have a counter of that kind on it.

Cephalid Facetaker can't be blocked.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Cephalid Facetaker become a copy of another target creature until end of turn, except it's 1/4 and has "This creature can't be blocked."

Each of X target creatures you control connive. You may have any number of them phase out.

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of another target nonland permanent you control.

Casualty 3
Exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. Copy that card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Split second
Enchant creature, planeswalker, or Clue
Enchanted permanent is a colorless Clue artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card" and loses all other abilities.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, it connives X, where X is the amount of damage it dealt to that player.
Equip {2}

When Shield Broker enters, put a shield counter on target noncommander creature you don't control. You gain control of that creature for as long as it has a shield counter on it.

When Sinister Concierge dies, you may exile it and put three time counters on it. If you do, exile up to one target creature and put three time counters on it. Each card exiled this way that doesn't have suspend gains suspend.

Flying
Escape — {3}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
Skyway Robber escapes with "Whenever Skyway Robber deals combat damage to a player, you may cast an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell from among cards exiled with Skyway Robber without paying its mana cost."

When you cast this spell, copy it for each kind of counter among permanents you control. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of your end step, each player loses 4 life unless they sacrifice a nontoken creature of their choice.

Spectacle {B}
Draw a card for each creature that died under your control this turn.

When Dogged Detective enters, surveil 2.
Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you may return Dogged Detective from your graveyard to your hand.