Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one — • Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. • Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
Whenever you draw a card, you may put a hoofprint counter on this enchantment. {2}{W}, Remove four hoofprint counters from this enchantment: Create a 4/4 white Elemental creature token with flying. Activate only during your turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. If a player does, creatures that player controls can't attack you or planeswalkers you control until your next turn.
The Orzhov care not for repentance, only repayment.
Vigilance Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
When this enchantment enters, support 2. {1}: Choose target creature with a counter on it. When that creature dies this turn, return that card to its owner's hand.
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, create X 1/1 blue Squid creature tokens with islandwalk, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.
{2}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
"Try to pretend like you understand what's important."