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Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Exile target Zombie.
• Target opponent exiles two cards from their hand.

Cleave {4}{U}{U}{R}
Take an extra turn after this one. During that turn, damage can't be prevented. [At the beginning of that turn's end step, you lose the game.]
Exile Alchemist's Gambit.

Cleave {1}{U}
Return target nonland permanent [you control] to its owner's hand.

When you attack with exactly two creatures, transform Alluring Suitor.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has lifelink.
If Ancestor's Embrace would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is 1 plus the number of cards named Ancestral Anger in your graveyard.
Draw a card.

Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Flying
When Angelic Quartermaster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.

Whenever Anje, Maid of Dishonor and/or one or more other Vampires enter the battlefield under your control, create a Blood token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
{2}, Sacrifice another creature or a Blood token: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Reach
Training

Whenever Archghoul of Thraben or another Zombie you control dies, look at the top card of your library. If it's a Zombie card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it into your graveyard.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +3/+3, up to one other target creature gets +2/+2, and up to one other target creature gets +1/+1. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Ascendant Packleader enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if you control a permanent with mana value 4 or greater.
Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on Ascendant Packleader.

Hexproof
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put two +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control.
Daybound

{2}{R}, {T}: Ballista Watcher deals 1 damage to any target.
Daybound

{2}{R}: Ballista Wielder deals 1 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't block this turn.
Nightbound

Trample
Whenever Belligerent Guest deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token.

Whenever Binding Geist attacks, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until end of turn.
Disturb {1}{U}

Defender
When Biolume Egg enters the battlefield, scry 2.
When you sacrifice Biolume Egg, return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Sacrifice two Islands: Biolume Serpent can't be blocked this turn.

Target creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

When Blood Fountain enters the battlefield, create a Blood token.
{3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Blood Fountain: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Blood Hypnotist can't block.
Whenever you sacrifice one or more Blood tokens, target creature can't block this turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.