468 cards found
"Ach! Hans, Run!"

"Ach! Hans, Run!" {2}{R}{R}{G}{G}

Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
  • Unhinged
"Rumors of My Death . . ."

"Rumors of My Death . . ." {2}{B}

Enchantment
{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.
By the fourth funeral, the mooks had gotten pretty good at them.
  • Unstable
AWOL

AWOL {2}{W}

Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Abstract Iguanart

Abstract Iguanart {1}{R}

Creature - Art Lizard
Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on Abstract Iguanart.
Another moving piece by the artist El Gecko.
1/1
  • Unsanctioned
Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher

Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher {3}{B}

Legendary Creature - Squirrel
Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get {A} (an acorn counter).
Whenever a Squirrel you control enters or dies, you get {A}.
{2}{B}, Pay X {A}: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
{G}, Pay X {A}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.
3/3
Adorable Kitten

Adorable Kitten {W}

Host Creature - Cat
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
1/1
Aerial Toastmaster

Aerial Toastmaster {3}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Rigger
Flying
{3}{W}, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
3/2
  • Unstable
Aesthetic Consultation

Aesthetic Consultation {B}

Instant
Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
Alexander Clamilton

Alexander Clamilton {2}{U}

Legendary Creature - Clamfolk Advisor Rebel
Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
{1}{R}, {T}: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.
0/4
Amateur Auteur

Amateur Auteur {1}{W}

Creature - Human
Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.
And thus at Maze's End
the runners end their strife.
Our saving grace, that hooded kid,
is now Guildpact for life.
—RAVNICA! The Musical
2/2
Ambiguity

Ambiguity {2}{U}{U}

Enchantment
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
  • Unhinged
Angelic Rocket

Angelic Rocket {8}

Host Artifact Creature - Angel
Flying
When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
4/4
Animate Library

Animate Library {4}{U}{U}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.
Sometimes the books hit back.
Applejack

Applejack {2}{G}{W}

Legendary Creature - Pony
Family Gathering — At the beginning of your end step, put a toy you own onto the battlefield as a 2/2 creature token with that toy's name, colors, and creature types. If the toy has wings, the token has flying. If the toy has a horn, scry 2. If it has neither, create a Food token.
"Believin' in somethin' can help you do amazin' things."
4/4
  • Secret Lair Drop
Artful Looter

Artful Looter {2}{U}

Creature - Human Wizard
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap Artful Looter.
PRICELESS PIC PILFERED Painting Found Abandoned in Graveyard Merfolk Decry Wizards' Treatment
1/2
  • Unhinged
As Luck Would Have It

As Luck Would Have It {G}

Enchantment
Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)
Ashnod's Coupon

Ashnod's Coupon {0}

Artifact
{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase. Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or the DCI.
Ass Whuppin'

Ass Whuppin' {1}{W}{B}

Sorcery
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.
Assquatch

Assquatch {4}{R}

Creature - Donkey
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
3½/3½
  • Unhinged
Atinlay Igpay

Atinlay Igpay {5}{W}

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3/3
  • Unhinged
Avatar of Me

Avatar of Me {2}{U}{U}

Creature - Avatar
This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
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B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O {1}{G}

Creature - Dog
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
There was a farmer, had a hound . . .
1/1
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)

B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}

Creature - The-Biggest-Baddest-Nastiest-Scariest-Creature-You'll-Ever-See
You must play both B.F.M. cards to put B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card leaves play, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or more creatures.
"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big"
-Arna Kennerd, skyknight
99/99
Card has other part: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster, Right Side)
  • Unglued
B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster, Right Side)

B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster, Right Side) {B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}{B}

Creature - The-Biggest-Baddest-Nastiest-Scariest-Creature-You'll-Ever-See
You must play both B.F.M. cards to put B.F.M. into play. If either B.F.M. card leaves play, sacrifice the other.
B.F.M. can be blocked only by three or more creatures.
"It was big. Really, really big. No, bigger than that. Even bigger. Keep going. More. No, more. Look, we're talking krakens and dreadnoughts for jewelry. It was big"
-Arna Kennerd, skyknight
99/99
Card has other part: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
  • Unglued
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)

B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) {3}{U}{U}

Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
[+1]: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
[–1]: Draw a card.
Loyalty:
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