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Only after the townsfolk had drawn us into their merry celebration did we discover that their holiday rituals held a deeper purpose.

So many candles. So many flammables. So little time.

Everyone loves a good sale.

"Even as we mourn the last, we look to the next with joy. Hopefully, my new suitor will bring the Cauldron home."
—Ayara, First of Locthwain

"Of the six who went down the Uuserk Trail to scout ahead, one returned. She clawed at her eyes and nostrils and sobbed with horror. I was curious about what she saw, but we chose another path."
—Scout Ekemet, final journal

"The burst of strength brought on by this plague should not be mistaken for a sign of renewed health."
—Kolbjörn, High Honored Druid

"Like a riddle, it unwinds. Like a green wind, it reaches out. Like a sudden guilt, it seizes."
—Snow Fur, kitsune poet

As it walks across the fallow field, its awkward, loping gait matches the rattling in its head to create a haunting rhythm that chills the bones.

"In the field, speed-reading is a survival skill."

Commanders order soldiers to attack. Field surgeons order them to heal. Both are obeyed without question.

"The scholars of the Minamo School understood the veil between their world and that of the kami. Moreover, they knew how to exploit it."
—Observations of the Kami War

She had not believed any shred of humanity remained in these writhing monsters until the twisted form of her partner appeared before her.

Anger can empower those who embrace it.

While the realm has laws, in the wilds there are other ways of balancing power.

Jund feasts on the unprepared.

"I had hoped to instill in it the loyalty of a guard dog, but with fire's power comes its unpredictability."
—Maggath, Sardian elementalist

"Well, this got out of hand."

Burning something is easy. Choosing a target can be more difficult.

"The most harmonious designs are based on relationships found in nature."
—Venand Kapur, the Gearherder