Haste Oil Scavenge {3}{R}({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of oil counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Oil Scavenge only as a sorcery.)
Haste Robots you control get +1/+1. {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.
When Pilgrim of the Ages enters, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {6}: Return Pilgrim of the Ages from your graveyard to your hand.
The most skilled Jeskai artisans can craft imposing golems with such precision that they will last an eternity—the time believed necessary to master the Fires of the Jeskai Way.
Pirate Ship can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. {T}: Pirate Ship deals 1 damage to any target. When you control no Islands, sacrifice Pirate Ship.
When Pit Keeper enters, if you have four or more creature cards in your graveyard, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
"The undead are not 'awakened.' They are evicted when there is no room left in the pit for more bodies."
First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Pit Spawn unless you pay {B}{B}. Whenever Pit Spawn deals damage to a creature, exile that creature.
Menace When Plague Belcher enters, put two -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. Whenever another Zombie you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control. Discard two cards, Sacrifice Plague Reaver: Choose target opponent. Return Plague Reaver to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.