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Activated abilities of lands your opponents control can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
Sharkey, Tyrant of the Shire has all activated abilities of lands your opponents control except mana abilities.
Mana of any type can be spent to activate Sharkey's abilities.

{2}{G}{U}: Adapt 1.
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Sharktocrab, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Vigilance
Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if its power is greater than Sharp-Eyed Rookie's power or its toughness is greater than Sharp-Eyed Rookie's toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on Sharp-Eyed Rookie and investigate.

Equipped creature has first strike.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

Reach
Sharpshooter Elf's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.
When Sharpshooter Elf enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying an opponent controls.

Flying
When Sharuum the Hegemon enters the battlefield, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Destroy target artifact.

Choose one —
• Target opponent reveals their hand and discards all colorless nonland cards.
• Target opponent reveals their hand and discards all multicolored cards.

Destroy target creature or enchantment. Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature you control.

Each player who controls a creature with power 4 or greater draws a card. Then destroy all creatures.

Convoke
Choose one —
• Shatter the Source deals 6 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle.
• Destroy target artifact.

Flying
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may gain 3 life.

Return X target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. You lose X life.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact card from it. That player discards that card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -3/-0.
{3}{U}{U}: Put enchanted creature into its owner's library third from the top.

Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.
Flashback {5}{R}

Flying
When Shattered Seraph enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.
{2}, Exile Shattered Seraph from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}" until Shattered Seraph is cast from exile. You may cast Shattered Seraph for as long as it remains exiled.

Flying
When Shattered Seraph enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.
{1}, Exile Shattered Seraph from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}" until Shattered Seraph is cast from exile. You may cast Shattered Seraph for as long as it remains exiled.

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Each other player sacrifices a creature.
{2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Each other player sacrifices an artifact.
{2}{G}, Sacrifice an enchantment: Each other player sacrifices an enchantment.

Exile target artifact.

Casualty 1
Target creature an opponent controls perpetually gets -0/-3.

Buyback {3}
Destroy target artifact.

Replicate {R}
Destroy target artifact.

Kicker {2}
Trample, haste
If Shatterskull Charger was kicked, it enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
At the beginning of your end step, if Shatterskull Charger doesn't have a +1/+1 counter on it, return it to its owner's hand.