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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return Squee, Goblin Nabob from your graveyard to your hand.

{1}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature you control this turn.

You may cast Squee, the Immortal from your graveyard or from exile.

Sorcery spells cost {3} more to cast.

Counter target activated ability.
Draw a card.

Squelching Leeches's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Swamps you control.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from odd mana values
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/6

When Squidnapper enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until Squidnapper leaves the battlefield or that player pays the ransom.
Ransom — {6} and 2 life

Fathomless descent — Return to the battlefield target nonland permanent card in your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.

Fear

When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

{1}{G}: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Squirrel Mob gets +1/+1 for each other Squirrel on the battlefield.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."

When Squirrel Sanctuary enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return Squirrel Sanctuary to its owner's hand.

Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.

Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stack above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.

{1}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
{1}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Squirrel creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.

{TK}{TK} — Ward {2}
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Provoke
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/7

Create three 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature tokens.
You may cast a spell with mana value 3 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Whenever you cast an Aura, Equipment, or Vehicle spell, draw a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 2 life.