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[+1]: Create a 2/3 blue and black Nightmare creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each opponent exiles the top two cards of their library."
[–3]: Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand, then that player exiles a card from their hand.
[–7]: You may cast up to three spells from among face-up cards your opponents own from exile without paying their mana costs.

If you would pay life while your library has at least that many cards in it, exile that many cards from the top of your library instead.
[+1]: Look at the top two cards of your library. Exile one of them and put the other into your hand.
[–2]: Create two 1/1 black Nightmare creature tokens with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, if a card was put into exile this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
[–7]: Target player exiles the top X cards of their library, where X is the total mana value of cards you own in exile.

Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.

You may choose not to untap Ashnod's Battle Gear during your untap step.
{2}, {T}: Target creature you control gets +2/-2 for as long as Ashnod's Battle Gear remains tapped.

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Transmogrant: Put a +1/+1 counter on target nonartifact creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

For each creature, choose a number from 0 to 2 at random. Ashuza's Breath deals that much damage to that creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +X/+Y, where X is half the number of Forests you control, rounded down, and Y is half the number of Forests you control, rounded up.

Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

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{2}, {T}: Create a 0/1 green Egg creature token with defender.
Whenever an Egg you control dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sacrifice an artifact: Atog gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink
When Atraxa, Grand Unifier enters the battlefield, reveal the top ten cards of your library. For each card type, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.

Flying, trample
When Atsushi, the Blazing Sky dies, choose one —
• Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
• Create three Treasure tokens.

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Destroy target nonblack creature.

Return Attunement to its owner's hand: Draw three cards, then discard four cards.

Sacrifice a land: Destroy target enchantment.

Artifact and enchantment spells your opponents cast cost {2} more to cast.
Sacrifice Aura of Silence: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Flying
Mentor
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one target creature you control. Until end of turn, that creature gets +2/+0, gains trample if it's red, and gains vigilance if it's white.

Trample
Whenever Aurochs attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Aurochs.

Choose two —
• Destroy all artifacts.
• Destroy all enchantments.
• Destroy all creatures with mana value 3 or less.
• Destroy all creatures with mana value 4 or greater.