Deathtouch Spiteful Squad enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. When Spiteful Squad dies, put its counters on target creature you control.
"Don't you know first-years pay a toll to walk through here?"
At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card. Whenever a player draws a card, Spiteful Visions deals 1 damage to that player.
Knowledge brings the sting of disillusionment, but the pain teaches perspective.
Spitting Hydra enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it. {1}{R}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spitting Hydra: It deals 1 damage to target creature.
Whenever Spitting Slug blocks or becomes blocked, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, Spitting Slug gains first strike until end of turn. Otherwise, each creature blocking or blocked by Spitting Slug gains first strike until end of turn.
Exile target artifact. Search its controller's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the same name as that artifact and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "{T}: Create a token that's a copy of this creature, except it has haste. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step."
Trample Splinterfright's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard. At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards.
{2}{G}: Splintering Wind deals 1 damage to target creature. Create a 1/1 green Splinter creature token. It has flying and "Cumulative upkeep {G}." When it leaves the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you and each creature you control.