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First strike
{1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)

First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a red creature.
Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.

When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, up to one target opponent can't attack with creatures, up to one target opponent can't cast creature spells, and up to one target opponent can't cast noncreature spells. You can't choose any player as a target more than once.

When you set this scheme in motion, it deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Draw three cards.

{T}: Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains haste.

This spell can't be countered.
At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 Phyrexian Serpent Squirrel artifact creature token named Toski's Coil with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Sacrifice another Serpent or Squirrel: Choose one —
• Target creature attacks this turn if able. Its activated abilities can't be activated this turn.
• Koma and Toski, Compleated gains indestructible until end of turn.

{T}: Kongming's Contraptions deals 2 damage to target attacking creature. Activate only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Koskun Falls unless you tap an untapped creature you control.
Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add {R}.
{2}, {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

({C/P} can be paid with either {C} or 2 life.)
When you cast this spell, each opponent gets two poison counters, then each opponent with more than two cards in hand discards cards equal to the difference.
Annihinfect (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent for each poison counter they have.)

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a shield counter on target creature an opponent controls.
Whenever you put one or more counters on a creature you don't control, tap that creature and goad it. It gains trample until your next turn.

All creatures get +2/+2.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.

Enchant creature
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. The copies enter as tokens.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance.

{2}{R}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{U}{U}: Target creature you control gains flying until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchant non-Wall creature you control
When Krovikan Plague enters, draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Tap enchanted creature: Krovikan Plague deals 1 damage to any target. Put a -0/-1 counter on enchanted creature. Activate only if enchanted creature is untapped.