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I, II — Create two 0/1 black Cleric creature tokens.
III — Create a 6/6 black Demon creature token with flying, trample, and "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another creature. If you can't, this creature deals 6 damage to you."

Choose one —
• Destroy target nonbasic land.
• Create three 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens.
• Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal this turn.

Coven — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, Ritual Guardian gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Coven — If you control three or more creatures with different powers, creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn instead.

Meet in Reverse — You draw cards from the bottom of your library rather than the top.
Spoilers — Whenever an opponent scries, surveils, or searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on River Song. Then River Song deals damage to that player equal to its power.

Imprint — Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell from their hand, exile it instead of putting it into a graveyard as it resolves.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more cards exiled with River Song's Diary, choose one of them at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Choose one —
• Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
• Exile the top three cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
• Exile target player's graveyard.

Choose one —
• Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.
Entwine {2}

All creatures able to block target creature this turn do so.
Ferocious — That creature gains indestructible until end of turn if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.

If you control a Forest, each blocked creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Splice onto Arcane—An opponent gains 5 life.

I — Create two 3/3 green Dinosaur creature tokens.
II — Roar of the Fifth People gains "Creatures you control have '{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.'"
III — Search your library for a Dinosaur card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
IV — Dinosaurs you control gain double strike and trample until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
• Untap all creatures you control.
Entwine {1}{W}

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control.
Channel — {X}{G}{G}, Discard Roaring Earth: Put X +1/+1 counters on target land you control. It becomes a 0/0 green Spirit creature with haste. It's still a land.

Equipped creature gets +0/+3.
Astral Projection — {1}{W}: Equipped creature phases out.
Equip {1}

When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one —
• You get {TK}{TK}.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you get {E}.
{T}, Pay six {E}: Draw three cards.

Flying
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may gain control of target creature for as long as you control Roil Elemental.

Put target creature on top of its owner's library.
Awaken 4—{4}{W}{U}

Roiling Horror's power and toughness are each equal to your life total minus the life total of an opponent with the most life.
Suspend X—{X}{B}{B}{B}. X can't be 0.
Whenever a time counter is removed from Roiling Horror while it's exiled, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Converge — Creatures your opponents control get -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
Draw a card.

Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Prototype {1}{G} — 2/3
{3}{G}{G}, Sacrifice Rootwire Amalgam: Create an X/X colorless Golem artifact creature token, where X is three times Rootwire Amalgam's power. It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Partner with Amy Pond
First strike, lifelink
The Last Centurion — When you cast this spell from anywhere other than exile, exile it with three time counters on it. It gains suspend. Then investigate.

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, create a Treasure token if this is the first or second time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may pay {X}. When you do, Rose Room Treasurer deals X damage to any target.

Rose Tyler gets +1/+1 for each time counter on it.
Bad Wolf — Whenever Rose Tyler attacks, put a time counter on it for each suspended card you own and each other permanent you control with a time counter on it.
Doctor's companion