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Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile Animate Graveyard.

Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a permanent you control, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token.
{3}, {T}: Choose a counter on target permanent or player. Give that permanent or player another counter of that kind.

Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Ankh of Mishra deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
Draw a card.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay {4} or sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

When Anodet Lurker dies, you gain 3 life.

Exile target creature if it has mana value 3 or less.
Corrupted — Exile that creature instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have target Vampire get +2/+0 until end of turn.

You may mill two cards. Then return up to two creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player sacrifices a non-Vampire creature.

Lord of the Pyrrhian Legions — Whenever Anrakyr the Traveller attacks, you may cast an artifact spell from your hand or graveyard by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.

{2}: Target white creature gains persist until end of turn.

Swampwalk

Players have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card, then discards a card.

Flying
First strike

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, you may exile an enchantment card from your graveyard. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Return up to three target creature cards of the creature type of your choice from your graveyard to your hand.

Morph {3}{B}
When Aphetto Exterminator is turned face up, target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Flying
When Aphetto Vulture dies, you may put target Zombie card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Target creature becomes black and gains fear until end of turn.
Draw a card.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Apocalypse Chime: Destroy all nontoken permanents with a name originally printed in the Homelands expansion. They can't be regenerated.

Flying
Apocalypse Demon's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, tap Apocalypse Demon unless you sacrifice another creature.

Target artifact or creature you control gains protection from artifacts or from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with mana value 4 or greater and exile that card.

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Apprentice Necromancer: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.