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{3}, {T}, Sacrifice another Zombie: Create two tokens that are copies of the sacrificed creature.

Haste
When this creature enters, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn.
Plot {1}{R}

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target Vampire you control.

When this creature enters, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.

{4}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Defender, flying
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you and target opponent each draw a card.

Whenever an artifact you control enters, surveil 1.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control four or more artifacts, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Then if you control eight or more artifacts, each opponent loses life equal to that card's power.

{4}{B}, {T}: Target player discards two cards. Activate only as a sorcery.
Channel — {5}{B}{B}, Discard this card: Target player discards four cards. Activate only as a sorcery.

This spell can't be countered.
Magic Missile deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.

{T}: Each player may draw a card, then each player who drew a card this way gains 1 life.

Haste
When this creature enters, tap all other creatures.

You may exert this creature as it attacks.
Whenever you exert a creature, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Radiance — {T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature and each other creature that shares a color with it this turn.

Whenever a creature blocks, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.

Flying
When this creature enters, you may pay {2}{R}. When you do, it deals 3 damage to any target.

Destroy target artifact creature.
Cycling {2}

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.
{2}{R}{W}: This land becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.

Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.
Discard a card: Return enchanted creature to its owner's hand.

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.

Hidden agenda
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {G}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of that turn's end step, you lose the game.

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Whenever a Mountain an opponent controls becomes tapped, you gain 1 life.

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn by attacking creatures.