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Enchant creature
When Paralyze enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {4}. If the player does, untap the creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Target player mills three cards.
Cipher

Delirium — Paranoid Parish-Blade gets +1/+0 and has first strike as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

You may cast Parapet as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Creatures you control get +0/+1.

{W/U}: Parapet Watchers gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Destroy all enchantments. You gain 1 life for each enchantment destroyed this way.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, Parasitic Bond deals 2 damage to that player.

Cleave {1}{B}{B}
Parasitic Grasp deals 3 damage to target [Human] creature. You gain 3 life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, enchanted creature's controller sacrifices it and you create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token.

Flying
When Parasitic Strix enters the battlefield, if you control a black permanent, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

{2}, Sacrifice Parcel Myr: Draw a card.

Mutate {G}{U}
{1}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, put it into your hand.

Choose one —
• Parch deals 2 damage to any target.
• Parch deals 4 damage to target blue creature.

Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Pardic Arsonist has "When Pardic Arsonist enters the battlefield, it deals 3 damage to any target."

First strike
{B}: Pardic Collaborator gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Flying
{R}: Pardic Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Suspend 2—{R}{R}
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if Pardic Dragon is suspended, that player may put a time counter on Pardic Dragon.

Haste
If Pardic Firecat is in a graveyard, effects from spells named Flame Burst count it as a card named Flame Burst.

Discard a card at random: Pardic Lancer gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Sacrifice Pardic Miner: Target player can't play lands this turn.

{R}, Discard a card at random: Pardic Swordsmith gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Trample

Flying, first strike, vigilance
Whenever Parhelion II attacks, create two 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance that are attacking.
Crew 4

Flying, vigilance
Mentor