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This creature enters tapped.

You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste.
[+1]: Untap up to one target creature.
[–2]: Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.
{R}: Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever an opponent taps a land for mana, tap all lands that player controls.
If a creature an opponent controls attacks, all creatures that opponent controls attack if able.

As long as you control an artifact or enchantment, this creature has flying.

Swampwalk

Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once.
{P} — Draw a card.
{P}{P} — Choose an artifact or creature you control. Create a token that's a copy of it.
{P}{P}{P} — Return each nonland, nontoken permanent to its owner's hand.

Trample
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Colorless Eldrazi spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.
{7}, {T}: Search your library for a colorless creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Bag of Stroopwafels enters the battlefield with eight stroopwafel counters on it.
{3}, {T}, Remove a stroopwafel counter from Bag of Stroopwafels: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, put that creature on top of its owner's library.

Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you get {E}.
{T}, Pay {E}: Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample and haste until end of turn.
{T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Draw a card.
{T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}{E}: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

This creature enters with two oil counters on it.
{T}, Remove an oil counter from this creature, Discard a card: Draw a card.

{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may reveal a Dinosaur card from your hand. If you do, you gain 2 life.
{3}{W}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a Dinosaur card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.

Whenever you attack, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.

Search your library for a Dragon permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Storm

{1}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
{1}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Squirrel creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Ignite Disorder deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target white and/or blue creatures.

Exile the top X cards of your library. You may play them until the end of your next turn.
Harmonize {X}{R}{R}

Trample
When this creature enters, draw a card for each other Dinosaur you control.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to any other target. Then sacrifice it.