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Each creature you control can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Famine deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Flash
When this creature enters, choose one —
• You gain 3 life and surveil 3.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Counter target creature spell.

Treefolk you control have vigilance.
Whenever one or more Treefolk you control attack, add twice that much {G}.
You don't lose unspent green mana as steps and phases end.

Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature.

Trample

Whenever this creature attacks, attacking creatures gain trample until end of turn.

Start your engines!
Whenever you attack, Far Fortune deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Max speed — If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.
Whenever the Ring tempts you, if you chose a creature other than Faramir as your Ring-bearer, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

At the beginning of your end step, choose an opponent. At the beginning of that player's next end step, you draw a card if they didn't attack you that turn. Otherwise, create three 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens.

Choose one or more —
• Exile all artifacts.
• Exile all creatures.
• Exile all enchantments.
• Exile all graveyards.

As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {W}{W}. If you do, you gain 1 life."

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

{W}{W}: This creature gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

You may play any number of lands on each of your turns.
Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, this enchantment deals 1 damage to you.

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. It can't be regenerated.

Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less.
Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if a creature is attacking and a creature is blocking.
Target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls each gain indestructible until end of turn. Then destroy all creatures.

Flash
This enchantment enters with X fire counters on it.
If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus an amount of damage equal to the number of fire counters on this enchantment instead.

{G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When Fblthp enters, draw a card. If it entered from your library or was cast from your library, draw two cards instead.
When Fblthp becomes the target of a spell, shuffle Fblthp into its owner's library.

When you planeswalk to this plane and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Map token.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.