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Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Enchant player
If a card would be put into enchanted player's graveyard from anywhere, instead that card is revealed and put on the bottom of that player's library.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Wheel of Torture deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.

Counter target creature spell.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent exiles the top card of their library. You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.

Destroy target land.

Whenever a creature you control with power 5 or greater enters, you may have Where Ancients Tread deal 5 damage to any target.

{3}: Each player mills two cards.

When you set this scheme in motion, you may pay {X}. If you do, this scheme deals X damage to target opponent or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Starting with you, each player separates all permanents they control into three piles. Then each player chooses one of their piles at random and sacrifices those permanents.

Creatures you control have lifelink.
{2}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. Activate only as a sorcery.

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
Morph {W}

Whipflare deals 2 damage to each nonartifact creature.

If an opponent had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under their control this turn, you may pay {U} rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Return two target creatures to their owners' hands.

Reach
When Whiptongue Hydra enters, destroy all creatures with flying. Put a +1/+1 counter on Whiptongue Hydra for each creature destroyed this way.

Improvise
Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When Whirler Rogue enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.
Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

When Whirler Virtuoso enters, you get {E}{E}{E}.
Pay {E}{E}{E}: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

{4}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

{2}, Exile the top two cards of your library: Whirling Catapult deals 1 damage to each creature with flying and each player.

Protection from black
At the beginning of each end step, if Whirling Dervish dealt damage to an opponent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike and trample until end of turn.

Flying
When Whirlpool Drake enters, shuffle the cards from your hand into your library, then draw that many cards.
When Whirlpool Drake dies, shuffle the cards from your hand into your library, then draw that many cards.