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Creature tokens you control lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 3/3.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may transform this artifact.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more creature tokens, you may transform this creature.

Creatures you control have base power and toughness each equal to the number of creatures you control.

When Porcine Portent enters, conjure a card of your choice from the Three Pigs spellbook onto the battlefield.
Boars you control get +1/+1.

Mutate {2}{R}
{T}: This creature deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of times this creature has mutated.

This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.

Mutate {3}{U}
Flash
Whenever this creature mutates, you may return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

When you set this scheme in motion, draw three cards. You have no maximum hand size until your next turn. If you control six or more lands, you may cast up to three spells from your hand without paying their mana costs.

If you cast a spell this turn, you can't attack with creatures.
If you attacked with creatures this turn, you can't cast spells.
Whenever chaos ensues, you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Untap target creature. It gets +2/+2 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Exchange your library with another deck you own from outside the game. Shuffle your library.

Whenever a player performs a magic trick, they create a Hat token. (You perform a magic trick when you cast an instant or spell with flash, or turn a face-down creature face-up. Hat tokens are artifact tokens with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.")
Whenever Chaos ensues, until your next turn, creature cards in your hand have flash.

Create a Wicked Role token attached to target creature you control.

Flying
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has two or fewer cards in hand, this creature deals 2 damage to them.

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a charge counter on this artifact. Then if there are four or more charge counters on it, you may remove those counters and transform it.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. When that mana is spent to cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature you control becomes a copy of target creature an opponent controls.
Will of the council — Whenever chaos ensues, starting with you, each player votes for a creature you don't control. Exile each creature with the most votes or tied for most votes.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature gets +2/+2 and loses all abilities until end of turn.

Flying
When this creature transforms into Princess Luna, choose up to six cards you own from outside the game with a moon in their art, then exile those cards. As long as those cards remain exiled, you may cast them, and your friends may cast them with your permission. (Gifts are appreciated.)

Until your next turn, if a player would roll one or more dice, instead they roll that many dice plus one and ignore one.

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.

You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

{3}{W}{B}: Exile target creature. Then if there are three or more cards exiled with Profane Procession, transform it.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Fuse

At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice a non-Demon creature. If you do, populate.