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I, II — Mill three cards. Then you may exile a creature or enchantment card from your graveyard. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
III — You gain X life and scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control.

First strike
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.

Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}: Scry 1."
Equip {1}

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Counter target noncreature spell.

Reach
When this creature enters, return up to one other target permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Delve
Destroy target nongreen creature. It can't be regenerated.

Counter target activated ability.
Draw a card.

Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay 2 life. If you do, it gains flying until end of turn.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control each gain haste until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability.

For Mirrodin!
Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Equip {1}

Tempting offer — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Each opponent may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature they control. For each opponent who does, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Choose a nonland card name and a number greater than 0. Target player reveals their library. If that library contains exactly the chosen number of cards with the chosen name, Mindblaze deals 8 damage to that player. Then that player shuffles.

Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap it.

Draw a card.
Splice onto Arcane {1}{U}

{U}{U}, {T}, Discard a card: Counter target noncreature spell.

Ward—Discard a card.
Swampcycling {2}

{1}{W}, {Q}: Create a 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature token.

Swampwalk
Whenever a player casts a Goblin spell, you may pay {G}. If you do, you gain 2 life.

When Stangg enters, create Stangg Twin, a legendary 3/4 red and green Human Warrior creature token. Exile that token when Stangg leaves the battlefield. Sacrifice Stangg when that token leaves the battlefield.

When this creature enters, earthbend 2.
Land creatures you control have vigilance.

Buyback—Sacrifice a land.
You gain 2 life.

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses life equal to the number of creatures they control unless they sacrifice a creature of their choice.
Unearth {6}{B}{B}

You may look at an additional two cards each time you surveil.
Exile this enchantment: Shuffle your graveyard into your library.

As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.