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Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, that creature's controller gains control of this land.
{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

{2}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token.
Other Pirates you control get +1/+1.

Counter target spell.

Flying
When this creature enters, if you gained life this turn, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Crackle with Power deals five times X damage to each of up to X targets.

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. If the player can't, they lose 5 life.

Gift a Food
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Crew 3

Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent has hexproof.
When enchanted permanent leaves the battlefield, if it was historic, draw two cards.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.

You gain X life and each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of Knights you control.

Enchant player
As this permanent transforms into Curse of Leeches, attach it to a player.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, they lose 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Daybound

At end of combat, if this Vehicle attacked or blocked this combat, put a velocity counter on it. Then if it has two or more velocity counters on it, sacrifice it and draw two cards.
Crew 2

As this creature enters, choose another creature you control.
Sacrifice this creature: The chosen creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Destroy all creatures.

Spectacle {1}{B}
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, mill a card. Then if there are three or more creature cards in your graveyard, transform this creature.

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Menace
As an additional cost to cast black permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {B} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of black mana you pay.
Whenever you cast a black permanent spell, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn.

Flying
When this creature enters, it deals 5 damage to target opponent unless that player sacrifices a creature of their choice.