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Flying, lifelink
Whenever The Haunt of Hightower attacks, defending player discards a card.
Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on The Haunt of Hightower.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Exile the bottom card of target opponent's library.
Whenever one or more cards an opponent owns are put into exile, put a release counter on The Heron Moon. Then if it has thirteen or more release counters on it, sacrifice it and create a copy of Emrakul, the Promised End. Cast it without paying its mana cost.

All creatures get -5/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may destroy target creature if its power is 0 or less.

{5}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Insect artifact creature token with flying named Wasp.

Horsemanship
The Horizon Seeker gets +1/+1 for each different named keyword and ability word among permanents control and instant or sorcery cards in your graveyard. (For example, flying, landfall, and scry count. Flavor words, like "Magical Tinkering", or game terms like "enchant creature" and "mana" do not.)

I — For each opponent, gain control of up to one target nonlegendary creature that player controls for as long as The Horus Heresy remains on the battlefield.
II — Draw a card for each creature you control but don't own.
III — Starting with you, each player chooses a creature. Destroy each creature chosen this way.

When The Hourglass Coven enters the battlefield, draft a card from The Hourglass Coven's spellbook twice, then put those cards onto the battlefield.
Other Warlocks you control get +1/+1.

Haste
The Howling Abomination has trample as long as you've cast three or more spells this turn.
Whenever The Howling Abomination becomes the target of a spell, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn and deals 2 damage to each opponent.

{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

I — Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
II — You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature or basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
III — Up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

Players can't activate planeswalkers' loyalty abilities.
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.
Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Menace
Whenever The Infamous Cruelclaw deals combat damage to a player, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by discarding a card rather than paying its mana cost.

Whenever one or more creatures a player controls deal combat damage to you, that player takes the initiative.
Whenever you take the initiative and at the beginning of your upkeep, venture into Undercity.

Other creatures you control enter the battlefield as a copy of Thraben Inspector. (They're 1/2s with "When this creature enters the battlefield, investigate".)
{2}, Sacrifice The Inspector Inspector: Draw a card.

{T}: Add {C}.
Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may have The Irencrag become a legendary Equipment artifact named Everflame, Heroes' Legacy. If you do, it gains equip {3} and "Equipped creature gets +3/+3" and loses all other abilities.

When you set this scheme in motion, create a 4/6 colorless Golem artifact creature token.

Whenever this creature attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a Cat creature card from among them onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Put the rest of the cards on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you don't put a card onto the battlefield this way, create a token that's a tapped and attacking copy of Lurrus of the Dream-Den.

Haste
{1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control, except it's a 1/1 red Balloon creature in addition to its other colors and types and it has flying and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you."

Other creatures you control gain all bonuses conferred by equipment attached to this creature.
Creatures you control can't be goaded.

I — Exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
II — Return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then each opponent discards a card.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

{3}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for up to four cards that don't share a mana value, power, toughness, or card type with each other. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and draw a card. Then, double the amount of life you lose and cards you draw for the rest of the game from this ability. (This is true even if this leaves the battlefield and returns.)

When The Keeper of Favorite Cards enters the battlefield or attacks, name a nonland card and write it on your favorites list for this game. (You can have limitless favorites.)
Your favorite creatures get +1/+0.
Whenever you cast a favorite noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

When The Keeper of Kaldra enters the battlefield, if it's the first time this ability has resolved this game, add Helm of Kaldra, Shield of Kaldra, and Sword of Kaldra as your companions. (You can pay {3} to put one into your hand from outside the game, once each. Use tokens to represent those cards.)
Creatures you control named Kaldra have hexproof.