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First strike, deathtouch
Whenever Glissa Sunslayer deals combat damage to a player, choose one —
• You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Remove up to three counters from target permanent.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one —
• Incubate 2 twice.
• Transform all Incubator tokens you control.
• Phyrexians you control gain first strike and deathtouch until end of turn.

First strike, deathtouch
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you may return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Each player chooses from the lands they control a land of each basic land type, then sacrifices the rest.

White spells cost {3} more to cast.
Activated abilities of white enchantments cost {3} more to activate.

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Flying
{2}{W}: Choose a color. Creatures you control gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn. Activate only if Glory is in your graveyard.

As Gluetius Maximus enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.

Fear

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

Destroy target nonartifact creature.

{T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, draw a card. If you lose the flip, counter target artifact spell you control that isn't the target of an ability from another creature named Goblin Artisans.

{R}: Goblin Balloon Brigade gains flying until end of turn.

Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.

{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.

Goblin Brigand attacks each combat if able.

{3}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Goblin Charbelcher deals damage equal to the number of nonland cards revealed this way to any target. If the revealed land card was a Mountain, Goblin Charbelcher deals double that damage instead. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Haste

Haste
Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1 and have haste.

When Goblin Commando enters, it deals 2 damage to target creature.

{T}, Sacrifice Goblin Digging Team: Destroy target Wall.