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All lands become 2/2 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of Spirits.
Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. For each Spirit sacrificed this way, that creature gets an additional +3/+0 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, if there are five or more cards in your graveyard, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

This spell costs {1} less to cast if an opponent controls no basic lands.
Destroy target creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3 as long as it's a Zombie. Otherwise, it gets -3/-3.

({T}: Add {U}.)
The Belligerent and Useless Island enter the battlefield tapped.
When The Belligerent and Useless Island deal combat damage to a player or battle, draw a card, then discard a card.
Crew 2

Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
Madness {3}{U}

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Zell Dincht gets +1/+0 for each land you control.
At the beginning of your end step, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

{R}, Discard a card at random: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

All creatures loose all abilities and become green Elk creatures with base power and toughness 3/3. (This effect lasts indefinitely. Just like Oko. Unfortunately.)

Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
{3}{W}: Manifest the top card of your library.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Target spell or permanent becomes red.

{1}{G}: Add one mana of any color.

When this creature enters, return target permanent to its owner's hand, then that player discards a card.

When this creature enters, you may put an Aura card from your hand onto the battlefield attached to this creature.

When this creature enters, create a Food token.
{2}, Sacrifice a Food: Target player loses 2 life.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player creates X 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens, where X is the number of cards in all graveyards with the same name as that spell.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked by Spirits.
{1}{U}: Return this Aura to its owner's hand.

{5}{G}: This creature gets +3/+3 and becomes a Bear Berserker until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

{1}{R}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to you.

Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, target creature can't block this turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.

Ward {2}
{3}{U}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn. Activate only if you own a card in exile.

Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then discard three cards.