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{T}: Each player creates a colorless artifact token named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life."
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's an Ape or a Monkey.
Whenever Kibo attacks, defending player sacrifices an artifact.

Haste
{T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

{2}{B}{B}, {T}: Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.

Lifelink
Menace
Spells you cast that target a creature cost {2} less to cast.

Other creatures you control get +1/+1.
{3}{G}{W}: Put a +1/+1 counter on King Darien and create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Sacrifice King Darien: Creature tokens you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Inspired — Whenever King Macar, the Gold-Cursed becomes untapped, you may exile target creature. If you do, create a Gold token.

Flying
Whenever King of the Oathbreakers or another Spirit you control becomes the target of a spell, it phases out.
Whenever King of the Oathbreakers or another Spirit you control phases in, create a tapped 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Whenever you tap a nonland permanent for mana, add one mana of any type that permanent produced.
{5}{G}{U}: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a non-Human creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay 2 life and exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature, except it's 1/1 and has toxic 1.

Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
[–1]: Untap target permanent.

[+1]: Untap up to one target creature and up to one target land.
[–2]: Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a creature card and/or a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
[–8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have it fight target creature." Then create three 8/8 blue Octopus creature tokens.

Vigilance, ward {3}
Whenever you cast a Kraken, Leviathan, Octopus, or Serpent spell from your hand, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is that spell's mana value. You may cast a spell with mana value less than X from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

[+1]: Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target permanent an opponent controls.
[–1]: Draw a card. You may play an additional land this turn.
[–5]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token."

[+1]: Conjure a card named Kraken Hatchling into your hand.
[+1]: Untap target creature or land. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that permanent until your next turn.
[–3]: You may sacrifice a Kraken. If you do, create an 8/8 blue Kraken creature token.

Flying
Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability for the first time each turn, counter that spell or ability."

Other Plants and Treefolk you control get +2/+0.
At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, return target Plant, Treefolk, or land card from your graveyard to your hand.

When Kitt Kanto enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
At the beginning of combat on each player's turn, you may tap two untapped creatures you control. When you do, target creature that player controls gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Goad that creature.

Kiyomaro, First to Stand's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
As long as you have four or more cards in hand, Kiyomaro has vigilance.
Whenever Kiyomaro deals damage, if you have seven or more cards in hand, you gain 7 life.

Flying, haste
Whenever Klauth, Unrivaled Ancient attacks, add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the total power of attacking creatures. Spend this mana only to cast spells. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

When this creature specializes, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Vigilance
When this creature specializes, seek three nonland permanent cards. Choose one of those cards and shuffle the rest into your library.

Lifelink
When this creature specializes, you get a boon with "When you cast your next creature spell, that creature enters the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it."

When Klement, Nature Acolyte leaves the battlefield, create a 4/4 green Ox creature token.

Specialize {2}
When Klement, Novice Acolyte enters the battlefield, creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Double strike
Whenever Klement, Tempest Acolyte is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target.