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Double strike, vigilance
Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 5 or greater, you get an experience counter.
Kalemne, Disciple of Iroas gets +1/+1 for each experience counter you have.

Lifelink
If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile that card and create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
{2}{B}, Sacrifice another Vampire or Zombie: Put two +1/+1 counters on Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet.

Trample
Kalonian Hydra enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever Kalonian Hydra attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Menace
{R}: Kamachal, Ship's Mascot gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Whenever Kamachal deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Then exile from that player's library a random card with mana value equal to the damage dealt. You may cast that card this turn.

Look at the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of land and/or legendary permanent cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest into your graveyard.

Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both.
• Until end of turn, any number of target lands you control become 1/1 Elemental creatures with vigilance, indestructible, and haste. They're still lands.
• Choose target creature you don't control. Each creature you control deals damage equal to its power to that creature.

{G}: Target land becomes a 1/1 creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
{2}{G}{G}{G}: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
{1}{G}: Until end of turn, target land you control becomes a 1/1 Elemental creature with vigilance, indestructible, and haste. It's still a land.
Partner

Haste
{T}: Kamahl, Pit Fighter deals 3 damage to any target.

Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Whenever one or more tokens enter the battlefield under your opponents' control, for each of them, create a tapped token that's a copy of it. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Whenever one or more tokens enter the battlefield under your control, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Partner with Laurine, the Diversion
Lifelink
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life and create a Blood token.

Sacrifice Kami of Ancient Law: Destroy target enchantment.

When Kami of Bamboo Groves enters the battlefield, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Channel — {2}{G}, Discard Kami of Bamboo Groves: Conjure two cards named Forest into your hand.

Whenever a modified creature you control attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
Whenever you cast a spell from exile, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

When Kami of Industry enters the battlefield, return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever Kami of Mourning enters the battlefield, target creature you control or creature card in your graveyard perpetually gains "Whenever a creature you control with greater mana value than this card dies, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped."

When Kami of Restless Shadows enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Return up to one target Ninja or Rogue creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

When Kami of Terrible Secrets enters the battlefield, if you control an artifact and an enchantment, you draw a card and you gain 1 life.

Trample
Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Kami of Transience.
At the beginning of each end step, if an enchantment was put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn, you may return Kami of Transience from your graveyard to your hand.

When Kami of Transmutation enters or leaves the battlefield, choose one —
• Each permanent card in your hand perpetually becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
• Each permanent card in your hand perpetually becomes an enchantment in addition to its other types.

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on that permanent instead.
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Kami of Whispered Hopes's power.

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.

Kami's Flare deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Kami's Flare also deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller if you control a modified creature.

Whenever you attack, target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. It connives. Then choose another attacking creature with lesser power. That creature gains double strike until end of turn.