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If a creature dealt damage by Kumano's Pupils this turn would die, exile it instead.

Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Untap each creature you control.
Fuse

When Dowsing Dagger enters the battlefield, target opponent creates two 0/2 green Plant creature tokens with defender.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may transform Dowsing Dagger.
Equip {2}

[+2]: Create a Food token.
[+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3.
[–5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. Create a Food token.

{2}{G}{G}: Yew Spirit gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is its power.

{1}{R}, {T}: Put a mine counter on target land.
Whenever a land with a mine counter on it becomes tapped, destroy it.
When Mine Layer leaves the battlefield, remove all mine counters from all lands.

Your Ring-bearer is legendary and can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.
Whenever your Ring-bearer attacks, draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever your Ring-bearer becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller sacrifices it at end of combat.
Whenever your Ring-bearer deals combat damage to a player, each opponent loses 3 life.

As Fluros of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number greater than 0.
Whenever you cast a spell with power, toughness, or loyalty equal to the chosen number, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness X/X until end of turn, where X is the chosen number.
Partner

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no permanents other than Barren Glory and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

When this creature specializes, tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls. That permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control Lukamina, Crocodile Form.
When Lukamina, Crocodile Form dies, it unspecializes. If it unspecializes this way, return it to the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. You may cast a spell with mana value 3 or less from among them without paying its mana cost. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Devoid
When Birthing Hulk enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
{1}{C}: Regenerate Birthing Hulk.

Whenever Civic Gardener attacks, untap target creature or land.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature. If excess damage was dealt this way, discover X, where X is that excess damage.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
Flashback {3}{R}

Whenever you cast a historic spell, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Doctor's companion

Flash
When Seht's Tiger enters the battlefield, you gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Domain — Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token for each basic land type among lands you control.

Lifelink

When Kithkin Zealot enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each black and/or red permanent target opponent controls.

{W}, {T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Target opponent may draw a card.

Scorchmark deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

{T}: Rakdos Ickspitter deals 1 damage to target creature and that creature's controller loses 1 life.