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When Steamflogger of the Month enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Flying
{2}: Steel Hellkite gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{X}: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value X whose controller was dealt combat damage by Steel Hellkite this turn. Activate only once each turn.

Prototype {1}{W}{W} — 3/3
Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains your choice of flying, vigilance, or lifelink until end of turn.

Search your library for an Equipment card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

As Stenn, Paranoid Partisan enters the battlefield, choose a card type other than creature or land.
Spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast.
{1}{W}{U}: Exile Stenn. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever a creature deals damage to one or more players for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, each creature you control gains "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker" until end of turn.

Attacking creatures you control have first strike.
Whenever a Vampire you control deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Madness {2}{R}

At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 red Human creature token. Then if you control exactly thirteen permanents, you may sacrifice Stensia Uprising. When you do, it deals 7 damage to any target.

Each player may shuffle their hand and graveyard into their library. Each player who does draws seven cards. Exile Step Between Worlds.
Plot {4}{U}{U}

Open two Attractions.

Other enchantments you control have shroud.
{1}, Sacrifice Sterling Grove: Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Flying
Whenever Stet, Draconic Proofreader attacks, you may exile a card from your graveyard. When you do, Stet, Draconic Proofreader deals 4 damage to any target whose name begins with the same letter as the exiled card.
{W}: Delete the first letter of target permanent or player's name until end of turn.

Each player chooses a party from among creatures they control, then sacrifices the rest.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this permanent dies, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 2/6

Wither
Whenever Stigma Lasher deals damage to a player, that player can't gain life for the rest of the game.

Reach
When Stiltstrider enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

When Stimulus Package enters the battlefield, create two Treasure tokens.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. Scry 1.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
At the beginning of each combat, untap equipped creature.
Equipped creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or blocked by a Goblin or Orc.
Equip {2}

Flying, trample
Stingerback Terror gets -1/-1 for each card in your hand.
Plot {2}{R}

Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, you may tap or untap target nonland permanent.

When this creature enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the mana value of a commander you own on the battlefield or in the command zone.

Flying
Whenever Stinkweed Imp deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature.
Dredge 5

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Threshold — Return that card from your graveyard to the battlefield instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.