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Haste
Whenever Getaway Car attacks or blocks, return up to one target creature that crewed it this turn to its owner's hand.
Crew 1

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Geyser Glider gains flying until end of turn.

Ghastlord of Fugue can't be blocked.
Whenever Ghastlord of Fugue deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player exiles that card.

Trample
Bloodrush — {R}{G}, Discard Ghor-Clan Rampager: Target attacking creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.

When Ghost Council of Orzhova enters, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Exile Ghost Council of Orzhova. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals half that damage, rounded down, to that permanent or player instead.

{2}{B}, Discard two cards: Return Ghoulsteed from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Haste
When Giant Ambush Beetle enters, you may have target creature block it this turn if able.

Vigilance
Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn.
Saddle 3

Trample
Players can't gain life.

Reach
When Giant Ladybug enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Giant Shark can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
Whenever Giant Shark blocks or becomes blocked by a creature that has been dealt damage this turn, Giant Shark gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
When you control no Islands, sacrifice Giant Shark.

Trample; haste; shroud

Whenever Gila Courser attacks while saddled, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
Saddle 1

Whenever Gilded Ambusher attacks, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, each opponent exiles a nonland, nontoken permanent they control and a random nonland card from their library, then Gilded Ambusher deals damage to them equal to the total mana value of the cards exiled this way.

Whenever Gilded Cerodon attacks, if you control a Desert or there is a Desert card in your graveyard, target creature can't block this turn.

Menace
When Gilt-Leaf Winnower enters, you may destroy target non-Elf creature whose power and toughness aren't equal.

Artifact creatures you control have trample.
At the beginning of your end step, create a 0/0 red Gremlin artifact creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of differently named artifact tokens you control.

Trample
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, Gimli, Counter of Kills deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.

When Girder Goons dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Rogue creature token.
Blitz {3}{B}

When Gisa and Geralf enters, mill four cards.
Once during each of your turns, you may cast a Zombie creature spell from your graveyard.

If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put all creature cards exiled with Gisa, Glorious Resurrector onto the battlefield under your control. They gain decayed.

Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life.
Skeletons and Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have menace.
Whenever you commit a crime, create two tapped 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature tokens. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Flying, first strike, lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, if you both own and control Gisela, the Broken Blade and a creature named Bruna, the Fading Light, exile them, then meld them into Brisela, Voice of Nightmares.