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{T}: Add {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Threshold — {R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: It deals 2 damage to any target. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Equipped creature gets +4/-1.
Equip {2}

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: This land deals 1 damage to any target."

Whenever a creature attacks you, it loses flanking until end of turn.
Whenever a creature without flying attacks you, this enchantment deals 1 damage to it.

Trample, haste
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards.

All Sliver creatures have "{2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Equip {2}

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this artifact deals 1 damage to that player.
{2}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt by this artifact this turn.

{B}: Target green creature blocking this creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Target opponent draws a card.
You gain 7 life.

When this creature dies, exile it, then shuffle all creature cards from your graveyard into your library.

Whenever you expend 4, this creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: This creature gains hexproof until end of turn.

Whenever one or more tokens you control enter, create a 1/1 black Vampire Rogue creature token with lifelink. This ability triggers only once each turn.
{1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

{R}, Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 1 damage to any target.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
Cycling {B}

Improvise
This creature attacks each combat if able.

Exile up to three target enchantments.
Cycling {2}

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature loses all abilities until end of turn.
Equip {1}

When Barrowin enters, venture into the dungeon.
Whenever Barrowin attacks, return up to one creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield if you've completed a dungeon.

Vigilance
Bartel Runeaxe can't be the target of Aura spells.

Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice.

Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bartolomé del Presidio.