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Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Toe-Breaking Helmet: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Equip {1}

Togglodyte enters turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch.
As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Fuse

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Amass Zombies 1.

Flying
Whenever Tomb Blade deals combat damage to a player, that player loses life equal to the number of creatures they control unless they sacrifice a creature.
Unearth {6}{B}{B}

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Landfall — If you had a land enter the battlefield under your control this turn, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn instead.

Menace
{1}, Discard a card: Tomb Robber explores.

{2}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Other Zombies you control get +1/+1.
{2}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return a Zombie creature card at random from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your turn and only if there are at least three Zombie creature cards in your graveyard.

Target player exiles all cards with flashback from their graveyard.

Flying
Delve

Cumulative upkeep {1}{B}
At the beginning of each upkeep, if Tombstone Stairwell is on the battlefield, each player creates a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with haste named Tombspawn for each creature card in their graveyard.
At the beginning of each end step and when Tombstone Stairwell leaves the battlefield, destroy all tokens created with Tombstone Stairwell. They can't be regenerated.

Tome of Legends enters with a page counter on it.
Whenever your commander enters or attacks, put a page counter on Tome of Legends.
{1}, {T}, Remove a page counter from Tome of Legends: Draw a card.

Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, draw a card.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Whenever a spell you control causes you to gain card advantage, each opponent loses 2 life. (You gain card advantage each time a spell you control resolves and you end up having more cards relative to your opponents than before that spell resolved. Divination, Annihilate, and Wrath of God can all be card advantage. And remember: tokens aren't cards!)

When Tooth Collector enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, target creature that player controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Flash
Affinity for artifacts
{T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {W}.
Sacrifice Tooth of Ramos: Add {W}.

Flying, deathtouch

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2}

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each creature sacrificed this way.
When Torgaar, Famine Incarnate enters, up to one target player's life total becomes half their starting life total, rounded down.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -3/-0.

Repeat the following process X times. Each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent or discards a card.

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent or discard a card.

Put three -1/-1 counters on target creature. Its controller loses 3 life unless they sacrifice another nonland permanent or discards a card.