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{3}{U}{U}, {T}: Target player draws X cards, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Whenever a spell you control causes you to gain card advantage, each opponent loses 2 life. (You gain card advantage each time a spell you control resolves and you end up having more cards relative to your opponents than before that spell resolved. Divination, Annihilate, and Wrath of God can all be card advantage. And remember: tokens aren't cards!)

Flash
Affinity for artifacts
{T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {W}.
Sacrifice Tooth of Ramos: Add {W}.

Whenever you win a coin flip, put a +1/+1 counter on Toothy and Zndrsplt.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, flip a coin until you lose a flip.
When Toothy and Zndrsplt leaves the battlefield, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on Toothy and Zndrsplt.

Partner with Pir, Imaginative Rascal
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Toothy, Imaginary Friend.
When Toothy leaves the battlefield, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.

Whenever you crank Top-Secret Tunnel, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

{T}: Tor Wauki deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

Reach, lifelink
If another source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Tor Wauki the Younger deals 2 damage to any target.

Equipped creature has "{1}{R}, {T}, Unattach Toralf's Hammer: It deals 3 damage to any target. Return Toralf's Hammer to its owner's hand."
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's legendary.
Equip {1}{R}

Trample
Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls is dealt excess noncombat damage, Toralf deals damage equal to the excess to any target other than that permanent.

If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2}

Training
Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Soldier creature token with training.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each creature sacrificed this way.
When Torgaar, Famine Incarnate enters, up to one target player's life total becomes half their starting life total, rounded down.

Vigilance, trample
Whenever Tori D'Avenant, Fury Rider attacks, all other attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Other red attacking creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. Untap each other white attacking creature you control.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to defending player.
Equip {1}

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and attacks each combat if able.
Equip {3}

{T}, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.

Vigilance
{T}, Sacrifice Tormod's Cryptkeeper: Exile target player's graveyard.

Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Partner

Creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Flash
When Torrential Gearhulk enters, you may cast target instant card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

When Torsten, Founder of Benalia enters, reveal the top seven cards of your library. Put any number of creature and/or land cards from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
When Torsten dies, create seven 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.