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You are the starting player. If multiple players would be the starting player, one of those players is chosen at random.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."

Return all cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Praetor's Counsel. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.

Search target opponent's library for a card and exile it face down. Then that player shuffles. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled.

If you cast a spell this turn, you can't attack with creatures.
If you attacked with creatures this turn, you can't cast spells.
Whenever chaos ensues, you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}{W}{U}, {T}: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal this turn.

First strike
Whenever Precinct Captain deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

When Precursor Golem enters, create two 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature tokens.
Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single Golem, that player copies that spell for each other Golem that spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those Golems.

Flying, haste
Devour 2

Indestructible
Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1.
Enchanted creature has intimidate as long as its controller controls no other creatures.

Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Morbid — Create three 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens instead if a creature died this turn.

Choose target creature you control. You gain life equal to that creature's power plus its toughness.

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.

At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player didn't cast a creature spell this turn, create a 2/2 green Lizard creature token.

You may have creatures you control assign their combat damage this turn as though they weren't blocked.

Creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn. Each creature your opponents control blocks this turn if able.

Sliver creatures you control get +1/+1.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to this creature."

First strike
Whenever Preeminent Captain attacks, you may put a Soldier creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking.

Destroy target nonblack creature that entered since your last turn ended.

Scry 2, then draw a card.

Flying
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token."

You gain 2 life for each card in your hand.