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Players can't activate planeswalkers' loyalty abilities.
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.
Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Trample
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
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You may cast The Indomitable from your graveyard as long as you control three or more tapped Pirates and/or Vehicles.

Menace
Whenever The Infamous Cruelclaw deals combat damage to a player, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by discarding a card rather than paying its mana cost.

Other creatures you control enter the battlefield as a copy of Thraben Inspector. (They're 1/2s with "When this creature enters the battlefield, investigate".)
{2}, Sacrifice The Inspector Inspector: Draw a card.

{T}: Add {C}.
Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, you may have The Irencrag become a legendary Equipment artifact named Everflame, Heroes' Legacy. If you do, it gains equip {3} and "Equipped creature gets +3/+3" and loses all other abilities.

Whenever this creature attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a Cat creature card from among them onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Put the rest of the cards on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you don't put a card onto the battlefield this way, create a token that's a tapped and attacking copy of Lurrus of the Dream-Den.

Haste
{1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control, except it's a 1/1 red Balloon creature in addition to its other colors and types and it has flying and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Trample
The Judge of Height gets +1/+0 for each creature on the battlefield that it's taller than. (A creature's height is equal to its toughness plus its mana value.)

Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you."

Other creatures you control gain all bonuses conferred by equipment attached to this creature.
Creatures you control can't be goaded.

I — Exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
II — Return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then each opponent discards a card.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

{3}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for up to four cards that don't share a mana value, power, toughness, or card type with each other. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and draw a card. Then, double the amount of life you lose and cards you draw for the rest of the game from this ability. (This is true even if this leaves the battlefield and returns.)

When The Keeper of Favorite Cards enters the battlefield or attacks, name a nonland card and write it on your favorites list for this game. (You can have limitless favorites.)
Your favorite creatures get +1/+0.
Whenever you cast a favorite noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Echo {3}{W}{W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When The Keeper of Four Scythes enters, create four Scythe tokens. (They're Equipment with "Equipped creature gets +1/+1" and equip {2}.)
Equipped creatures you control get +1/+1.

When The Keeper of Kaldra enters the battlefield, if it's the first time this ability has resolved this game, add Helm of Kaldra, Shield of Kaldra, and Sword of Kaldra as your companions. (You can pay {3} to put one into your hand from outside the game, once each. Use tokens to represent those cards.)
Creatures you control named Kaldra have hexproof.

You can't cast Keeper of the Yellow Hat during your first seven turns of the game. (Keep track if you're playing with this!)
When The Keeper of the Yellow Hat enters the battlefield, create a legendary artifact equipment token named Yellow Hat with equip {2} and "Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and gains lifelink."

When The Kenriths' Royal Funeral enters, exile up to two target legendary creature cards from your graveyard. You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the greatest mana value among cards exiled this way.
Legendary spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each card exiled with The Kenriths' Royal Funeral.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that many cards from the top of your library. You may exile a nonland card from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost.
Equip {2}{U}

Eminence — While The Knight of Commentary is in the command zone or on the battlefield, you are freely allowed to ask people for advice on your game while playing. (This includes nearby players, friends around you, and even people you message on your phone, but it all must be done in a timely fashion, courteously, and without causing large interruptions in other games.)

Partner with Knight (You may select any legendary Knight to be this creature's partner. It doesn't have to have Partner. You don't search for a Knight when this enters the battlefield.)
Knights you control have haste and "At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't play a land this turn, you may discard a card, then draw a card."

Lifelink, vigilance, first strike
At the beginning of your combat step and whenever another Knight enters the battlefield under your control, put a day counter on The Knight of Weeks.
The Knight of Weeks gets +7/+7 for every seven day counters on it.

You may tap three untapped Dwarves you control rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
At the beginning of each end step, if a land you controlled was put into a graveyard from the battlefield this turn, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put any number of Dwarf cards from among them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

The Last Ride gets -X/-X, where X is your life total.
{2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
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