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Create three 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.

Flash
Polymorphine — You may have Callidus Assassin enter tapped as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "When this creature enters, destroy up to one other target creature with the same name as this creature."

You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control. Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Menace
Other Squirrels you control have menace.
Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
{2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control.

Whenever a creature you control attacks, defending player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Return up to one target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would die, exile it instead."
Flashback {3}{W}{B}

As Canker Abomination enters, choose an opponent. Canker Abomination enters with a -1/-1 counter on it for each creature that player controls.

If {B} was spent to cast this spell, you may have target creature get -3/-3 until end of turn. If {G} was spent to cast this spell, you may have target creature get +3/+3 until end of turn.

Whenever Caparocti Sunborn attacks, you may tap two untapped artifacts and/or creatures you control. If you do, discover 3.

Throw ... — {3}, Unattach an Equipment from Captain America: He deals damage equal to that Equipment's mana value divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
... Catch — At the beginning of combat on your turn, attach up to one target Equipment you control to Captain America.

Horrors you control have menace.
Whenever a Horror you control deals combat damage to a player, that player mills that many cards.
At the beginning of your end step, choose target artifact or creature card in an opponent's graveyard that was put there from their library this turn. Put it onto the battlefield under your control.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

{T}: Search your library for a legendary card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pirate you control.

Whenever Captain Vargus Wrath attacks, Pirates you control get +1/+1 until end of turn for each time you've cast a commander from the command zone this game.

The next X damage that would be dealt to target creature, planeswalker, or player this turn is dealt to another target creature, planeswalker, or player instead.

Captive Audience enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Your life total becomes 4.
• Discard your hand.
• Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Cascade
You gain 4 life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
When Captured by Lagacs enters, support 2.

Flying
Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Carmen, Cruel Skymarcher and you gain 1 life.
Whenever Carmen attacks, return up to one target permanent card with mana value less than or equal to Carmen's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Carnage deals 3 damage to target opponent. That player discards two cards.

Whenever a creature blocks, that creature's controller loses 1 life.
{1}{B}{R}: Regenerate Carnage Gladiator.

When Carnage Interpreter enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times.
As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Carnage Interpreter gets +2/+2 and has menace.

Carnival deals 1 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 1 damage to that permanent's controller.