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Destroy target creature. Its controller discards a card.

Assault deals 2 damage to any target.

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
{G}: Target creature with defender can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.
{2}{G}: Creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip {3}

Search the top third of your library, rounded up, for a card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

{T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Affinity for artifacts
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Whenever a player cycles a card, you may exile target creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Convoke
Enchant creature
When Astral Wingspan enters, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.

When Astroquarium enters, you may put an art sticker on it.
{1}, {T}: Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with base power and toughness 4/4. If the cracks in Astroquarium's art are completely covered, that creature becomes a blue Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8 instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

During your turn, outlaws you control have first strike.
Whenever you commit a crime, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." This ability triggers only once each turn.

{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{4}{R}{G}: Atarka Monument becomes a 4/4 red and green Dragon artifact creature with flying until end of turn.

Formidable — {3}{R}{R}: Creatures you control gain menace until end of turn. Activate only if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.

Populate. Proliferate. Investigate.
Regenerate target creature.
Replicate {2}{G} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copy.)

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Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Atmosphere Surgeon.
Remove an oil counter from Atmosphere Surgeon: Target creature gains flying until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sacrifice an artifact: Atog gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Atraxa's Skitterfang enters with three oil counters on it.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may remove an oil counter from Atraxa's Skitterfang. When you do, target creature you control gains your choice of flying, vigilance, deathtouch, or lifelink until end of turn.

Flying
When Atraxi Warden enters, exile up to one target tapped creature.
Suspend 5—{1}{W}

Whenever Attack-in-the-Box attacks, you may have it get +4/+0 until end of turn. If you do, sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

When Attendant of Vraska dies, if you control a Vraska planeswalker, you gain life equal to Attendant of Vraska's power.

Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.
{2}{W}: Another target Cleric gains lifelink until end of turn.

Reach
When Atzocan Archer enters, you may have it fight another target creature.