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Flying, deathtouch
Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent's turn, look at the top card of that player's library, then exile it face down. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.

Flying
Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Extort
Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

I, III — Choose target creature. Its owner shuffles it into their library, then investigates.
II, IV — Create a 2/2 black Alien Angel artifact creature token with first strike, vigilance, and "Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, this permanent isn't a creature until end of turn."

Double strike
Teleport — {3}{W}: Blink Dog phases out.

Trample
Toxic 1
Whenever Bloated Contaminator deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.

Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bloated Processor.
When Bloated Processor dies, incubate X, where X is its power.

Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

As Blood Crypt enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Blood Hypnotist can't block.
Whenever you sacrifice one or more Blood tokens, target creature can't block this turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Destroy all creatures. For each nontoken creature destroyed this way, you create a tapped Treasure token.

Nonbasic lands are Mountains.

Blood Petal Celebrant has first strike as long as it's attacking.
When Blood Petal Celebrant dies, create a Blood token.

When Blood Spatter Analysis enters, it deals 3 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
Whenever one or more creatures die, mill a card and put a bloodstain counter on Blood Spatter Analysis. Then sacrifice it if it has five or more bloodstain counters on it. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Choose one —
• Destroy all creatures.
• Destroy all planeswalkers.
Then return a creature or planeswalker card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of {S} spent to cast this spell.

Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target Blood token you control becomes a 2/2 black Bat creature with flying and haste in addition to its other types.

Cascade
Haste
Escape — {3}{R}{G}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard.

Haste
Cascade

Bloodbraid Marauder can't block.
Delirium — This spell has cascade as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 2 or more life this turn, you may put a quest counter on Bloodchief Ascension.
Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, if Bloodchief Ascension has three or more quest counters on it, you may have that player lose 2 life. If you do, you gain 2 life.

Menace
When Bloodcrazed Socialite enters, create a Blood token.
Whenever Bloodcrazed Socialite attacks, you may sacrifice a Blood token. If you do, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Flying
Bloodfeather Phoenix can't block.
Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control deals damage to an opponent or battle, you may pay {R}. If you do, return Bloodfeather Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Bloodforged Battle-Axe.
Equip {2}

Flying
If an opponent would lose life during your turn, they lose twice that much life instead.

Choose one —
• Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
• Creature tokens get -2/-2 until end of turn.