mtg.wtf

You can't lose the game.
[+1]: Each opponent loses 1 life.
[–4]: Destroy target creature.

[+2]: Each player discards a card.
[–X]: Return target nonlegendary creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield.
[–8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step."

Lifelink
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell, your opponents can't cast spells with the same mana value as that spell until your next turn.

Locus of Enlightenment has each activated ability of the exiled cards used to craft it. You may activate each of those abilities only once each turn.
Whenever you activate an ability that isn't a mana ability, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Flash
When Lodestone Needle enters, tap up to one target artifact or creature and put two stun counters on it.
Craft with artifact {2}{U}

First strike, lifelink
At the beginning of the end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, transform Lone Rider.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn, draw two cards.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Lone Wolf of the Natterknolls.

Flying
Other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+2.
{T}: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying.

Other Wolves and Werewolves you control get +1/+1.
Whenever Lord of the Ulvenwald attacks, add {R} or {G}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Nightbound

{T}: Add three mana of any one color.

Vigilance
When Loyal Cathar dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control at the beginning of the next end step.

Trample

Defender
{1}{U}: Put a hatchling counter on Ludevic's Test Subject. Then if there are five or more hatchling counters on it, remove all of them and transform it.

Whenever Ludevic, Necrogenius enters or attacks, mill a card.
{X}{U}{U}{B}{B}, Exile X creature cards from your graveyard: Transform Ludevic. X can't be 0. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
Whenever another creature you control leaves the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
If Luminous Phantom would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

When this creature transforms into Lunarch Inquisitors, you may exile another target creature until Lunarch Inquisitors leaves the battlefield.

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Disturb {1}{W}

When this creature transforms into Malady Invoker, target creature an opponent controls gets -0/-X until end of turn, where X is Malady Invoker's power.

{U}, Sacrifice Malevolent Hermit: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Disturb {2}{U}

Flying
Malicious Invader gets +2/+0 as long as an opponent controls a Human.

Menace, deathtouch
Whenever Marchesa, Resolute Monarch attacks, remove all counters from up to one target permanent.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you haven't been dealt combat damage since your last turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

When Master's Guide-Mural enters, create a 4/4 white and blue Golem artifact creature token.
Craft with artifact {4}{W}{W}{U}

{T}: Create a 4/4 white and blue Golem artifact creature token. Activate only if Master's Manufactory or another artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn.