mtg.wtf

Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token.
Storm

Protection from black
This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature.

{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Defender
When this creature enters, an opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Each player may bid life. You start the bidding with a bid of any number. In turn order, each player may top the high bid. The bidding ends if the high bid stands. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid and draws four cards.

You may look at face-down creatures your opponents control any time.
{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2, then draw a card.

Discard a land card: This enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

When The Grand Calcutron enters, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).
Players can play only the first card of their program.
If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.
At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.

Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. You gain 2 life.

When this creature enters, put target creature into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the number of Plains you control.

This creature can't block.
This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact has all activated abilities of all lands on the battlefield.
You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to pay the activation costs of this artifact's abilities.

At the beginning of your upkeep, mill ten cards.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player mills ten cards.

Cumulative upkeep {B}
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each age counter on this enchantment.
When this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you lose 2 life for each age counter on it.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Choose one of them and put all cards with the same name as the chosen card from among them into your hand. You lose 1 life for each card put into your hand this way. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature card and/or an enchantment card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.

Fathomless descent — Return to the battlefield target nonland permanent card in your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2} plus an additional {2} for each card named Rune Snag in each graveyard.

Manifest the top two cards of your library.

{1}{R}{R}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Return each creature that dealt damage this turn to its owner's hand.

This creature can't block.
Escape — {4}{B}, Exile three other cards from your graveyard.
This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.