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Whenever another creature you control enters, that creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

When this creature enters, clash with an opponent. If you win, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

When this creature leaves the battlefield, choose an opponent. If that player has more cards in hand than you, draw cards equal to the difference.
Evoke {3}{U}

Flash
You may cast artifact spells as though they had flash.

{1}{G}{G}: Destroy all other enchantments.

Mutate {4}{G/W}{B}{B}
Deathtouch, lifelink
Whenever this creature mutates, return any number of target creature cards with total power 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When this creature leaves the battlefield, it deals 6 damage to target creature.
Evoke {1}{R}{R}

Until end of turn, you may play lands and cast spells from your graveyard.
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, exile that card instead.

As this creature enters or is turned face up, put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of other creatures you control.
Disguise {3}{G/W}{G/W}

Devoid
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

First strike
Discard a card: This creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Tap up to two target creatures.
Draw a card.

Trample
Other creatures you control get +1/+0.
Nightbound

Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. You gain 2 life.

When Ratatwotwo enters the battlefield, create a Chef Role token attached to up to one other target creature you control. (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Food token.")
Whenever a creature you control enchanted by a Chef Role attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Ratatwotwo's power.

Ultima Founding — {T}, Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Create a 2/2 white Astartes Warrior creature token with vigilance.
Master of Machines — {T}, Tap X untapped creatures you control: Look at the top X cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}, {W} , or {U}.
{2}, Return a tapped creature you control to its owner's hand: Put this card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return an untapped Island you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {C}{U}.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you pay {W}{W}.
{W}: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
When equipped creature transforms, transform this Equipment.
Equip {1}

Destroy target creature with mana value X. If that creature dies this way, Kaervek's Purge deals damage equal to the creature's power to the creature's controller.

When this creature enters, target creature gains fear until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is in your graveyard, you may pay {1}{B}{B}. If you do, return it to your hand.
{1}{R}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to any target.