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Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a currency counter on Trade Caravan.
Remove two currency counters from Trade Caravan: Untap target basic land. Activate only during an opponent's upkeep.

Instant and sorcery spells have rebound.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and has trample.
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/9

Whenever Trained Cheetah becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{T}, Sacrifice Trampled Lotus: Tap up to three lands your opponents control for mana. This ability has splitter second. (It can't be responded to. By, like, anything.)

Target instant or sorcery spell becomes a copy of Lightning Bolt. Its controller may choose new targets for it.

Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

Flying
Trapeze Artist enters by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand.

Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.

When Trash Panda enters the battlefield, exile target opponent's graveyard. Create a Food token for each creature card exiled this way.
When Trash Panda dies, put it into target opponent's graveyard.
Opponent dredge 4 (If an opponent would draw a card, instead you may have them mill exactly four cards and put this card into their hand from their graveyard.)

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It perpetually gains haste, "This creature can't block," and "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you."

Draw cards equal to the highest mana value among historic permanents you control.

Kicker—Forage.
Seek a nonbasic land card. If this spell was kicked, put that card onto the battlefield tapped.

Flying
Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is alliterative.)
Other alliterative creatures you control have flying.

Whenever you crank Tread Mill, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+2, gains vigilance, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Creatures you control gain reach until end of turn.

Companion — Your starting deck contains only nostalgic cards. (Retro frames, legends, and artifacts are nostalgic.)
Vigilance
Whenever you cast a nostalgic spell, you may pay {2}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Treizeci, then for each +1/+1 counter on it, create a Serra Angel token.

{TK}{TK} — Deathtouch
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/6

{T}: Add {U}. Put a time counter on Trenzalore Clocktower.
{1}{U}, {T}, Remove twelve time counters from Trenzalore Clocktower and exile it: Shuffle your graveyard and hand into your library, then draw seven cards. Activate only if you control a Time Lord.

Whenever Trial and Error is countered or fizzles, you may copy it and choose new targets for the copy.
Trial and Error deals 3 damage to any target.

I, II, III — Exile target nontoken creature an opponent controls until Trial of a Time Lord leaves the battlefield.
IV — Starting with you, each player votes for innocent or guilty. If guilty gets more votes, the owner of each card exiled with Trial of a Time Lord puts that card on the bottom of their library.