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Soulbond
As long as Hanweir Lancer is paired with another creature, both creatures have first strike.

Trample, haste
Whenever Hanweir, the Writhing Township attacks, create two 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is a number from 0 to 6 chosen at random.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Infect
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/7

I — Mill three cards. You may put an Elf or Tyvar card from your graveyard onto the battlefield.
II — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Elf you control.
III — Whenever an Elf you control attacks this turn, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

I — Mill five cards. You may put an Elf or Tyvar card from your graveyard onto the battlefield.
II — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Elf you control.
III — Whenever an Elf you control attacks this turn, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Menace
When Harald, King of Skemfar enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an Elf, Warrior, or Tyvar card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Menace
When Harald, King of Skemfar enters the battlefield, look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal an Elf, Warrior, or Tyvar card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying
Whenever you attack with five or more Soldiers, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain flying until end of turn.

Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token.
Investigate.

Whenever you crank Hard Hat Area, roll two six-sided dice. Hard Hat Area assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between those results. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Whenever Hardened Berserker attacks, the next spell you cast this turn costs {1} less to cast.

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

As long as it's your turn, Hardy Veteran gets +0/+2.

As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Target creature you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Prowess
If an ability of a Shaman or another Wizard you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.

All Slivers have "When this permanent enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact or enchantment."

Draw three cards.

Tap any number of untapped creatures you control. You gain 4 life for each creature tapped this way.

Exchange your hand and graveyard.
Exile Harness Infinity.

Discard a card: Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Vigilance, reach
When Harold and Bob, First Numens dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant Forest you control and "Enchanted Forest has '{T}: Add three mana of any one color. You get two rad counters.'" Harold and Bob loses all other abilities.

Create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. It gains haste until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land.
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.