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Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a page counter on Private Research.
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card for each page counter on Private Research.

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put that card into your graveyard.

Profane Prayers deals X damage to any target and you gain X life, where X is the number of Clerics on the battlefield.

Soulshift 7

Whenever a creature you control dies, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Reveal the top card of target opponent's library. If it's a land, you gain 1 life. Then that player shuffles.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Allows Richard to propose marriage to Lily. If the proposal is accepted both players win; mix the cards in play, both libraries, and both graveyards as a shared deck.

{1}, Pay 1 life: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn by a source of your choice that shares a color with the mana spent on this activation cost.

Morph {0}
When Proteus Machine is turned face up, it becomes the creature type of your choice.

{T}: Psionic Entity deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to itself.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."

As Psychic Allergy enters, choose a color.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Psychic Allergy deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of nontoken permanents of the chosen color they control.
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy Psychic Allergy unless you sacrifice two Islands.

Whenever a player chooses one or more targets, each player reveals the top card of their library. The player who reveals the card with the highest mana value may change the target or targets. If two or more cards are tied for highest, the target or targets remain unchanged. Changing targets this way doesn't trigger abilities of permanents named Psychic Battle.

Target player mills X cards and you gain X life.

Defender
Whenever Psychic Membrane blocks, you may draw a card.

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

Enchant permanent
When Psychic Overload enters, tap enchanted permanent.
Enchanted permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Enchanted permanent has "Discard two artifact cards: Untap this permanent."

Enchant opponent
Skip your draw step.
Whenever enchanted opponent draws a card, you may draw a card.

You may tap or untap target permanent.
Splice onto Arcane {U}

Psychic Purge deals 1 damage to any target.
When a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Psychic Purge, that player loses 5 life.

Target player reveals their hand. You choose a Spirit or Arcane card from it. That player discards that card.

Target player reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it and exile that card. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled. At the beginning of the next end step, if you haven't cast the card, return it to its owner's hand.

Until end of turn, Wizards you control gain "{T}: Counter target spell."

If the difference between your life total and target player's life total is 5 or less, exchange life totals with that player.

Cumulative upkeep—Draw a card.
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice a land and discard your hand.