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Ninjutsu {U}
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature that player controls to its owner's hand.

Attacking Pirates you control get +2/+0.

{S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a snow card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.

Coruscating Flames — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
Split — When this creature dies, create two 2/2 blue and red Demon Horror creature tokens named Blue Horror with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this token deals 1 damage to any target."

Whenever one or more Goblins you control attack, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.
Whenever another creature you control enters, General Kreat deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Flying
Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Ward—Pay 2 life.
Other creatures you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter on them for each opponent who lost life this turn.
Whenever you cast a Lizard spell, Gev deals 1 damage to target opponent.

When this creature enters or dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or Vehicle you control.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has trample.
Whenever all non-Wall creatures you control attack, enchanted creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

All Sliver creatures have "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to itself."

Menace
{R}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Flying, trample
When RMS Titanic deals combat damage to a player, sacrifice it and create that many Treasure tokens.
Crew 3

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and vigilance.

Whenever a land enters, tap all lands its controller controls.

Flying, Trample
Whenever Arius attacks, seek a non-Shark card. Discard that card at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever you discard one or more cards, put a +1/+1 counter on Arius.

Flying
This creature has vigilance as long as you control another Dinosaur.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Forecast — {W}{U}, Reveal this card from your hand: Tap target creature.

Vigilance, trample
Grenades! — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose a player at random. When you do, Strax fights another target creature that player controls.
Glory of Battle — Whenever Strax deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Strax.

{T}: Add {C}.
As long as this card is in your graveyard, lands you control have "{T}: Add {G} or {W}."

Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token.
Investigate.

Untap target creature. It gets +2/+4 and gains reach until end of turn.

The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.