"As a child, I was afraid of the dark. Now, I'm afraid of the things I know are lurking in the dark, waiting to bite my head off." —Sneeflebrix, expedition rogue
Whenever another creature you control enters or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector. As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice Perilous Landscape: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {U}{R}{W}
Destroy up to X target artifacts and/or enchantments. Create twice X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
Pest Problem Plagues Eatery—"Never Thought I'd Miss the Rats," Owner Laments
Pay 1 life: Until end of turn, whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, destroy that creature. Pay 1 life: Until end of turn, whenever target creature you control deals combat damage to a creature, destroy the damaged creature.
Flying, haste Phoenix Chick can't block. Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, you may pay {R}{R}. If you do, return Phoenix Chick from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text. You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op.
Toxic 1 Whenever Phyresis Roach deals combat damage to a player, Insects you control and Insect cards in your graveyard, hand, and library perpetually gain toxic 1.