Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.
Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?
You may pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. If you do, X is 5. Bringer of Green Zenith's Twilight enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. If X was 5 or greater, it enters with twice that many counters instead. When Bringer of Green Zenith's Twilight dies, shuffle it into its owner's library.
"The bolts of our ballistae smashed into the monstrous thing, but our hopes died in our chests as its gears continued turning." —Sevti Mukul, The Fall of Alsoor
Whenever a creature you control enters, it gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
"In desperation, Konda sent warriors to parley with the ogre-magi. No one knows whether they were slaughtered at Shinka or if they even reached its bloodstained walls." —Observations of the Kami War