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Menace
Evolve

When The First Doctor enters, search your library and/or graveyard for a card named TARDIS, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Whenever you cast a spell with cascade, put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact or creature.

Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, instead search your library for two cards and put those cards into your hand. Then shuffle.
Flashback {7}{B}

Enchant creature
Equip abilities you activate that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to activate.
Aura spells you cast that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to cast.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Target land you control becomes the basic land type of your choice until end of turn.

Flash
When this creature enters during the declare attackers step, choose target player and any number of target attacking creatures their opponents control. Those creatures are now attacking that player.

Counter target sorcery spell.
Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, search the graveyard, hand, and library of that spell's controller for any number of cards with the same name as that spell, exile those cards, then that player shuffles.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

You can't lose the game.
[+1]: Each opponent loses 1 life.
[–4]: Destroy target creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a treasure counter on this enchantment.
Sacrifice this enchantment: Gain control of target creature with power less than or equal to the number of treasure counters on this enchantment.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals damage to that player equal to the number of artifacts they control.

When this Equipment enters, cloak the top card of your library, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked.
{1}{U}: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's blocking, instead put two +1/+1 counters on it.
Cycling {2}

Fated Conflagration deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If it's your turn, scry 2.

Flying
{T}, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for a Mercenary permanent card with mana value 2 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

This spell can't be countered.
Vigilance, reach, trample
Ward {2}
Choose a Background

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

Choose one —
• Foil Their Scheme — Counter target spell.
• Learn Their Secrets — Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

I. AM. TALKING! — Whenever The Eleventh Doctor deals combat damage to a player, you may exile a card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
{2}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Destroy target creature that's one or more colors.

Target opponent gets a poison counter. Then, if you have more poison counters than that player, return Pulse of the Hunter Maze to its owner's hand.

Evolve
Whenever this creature evolves, create a token that's a copy of it.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 2 damage to target creature.

Menace
When Shedding Snake enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you do, the commander tax on each of your commanders is reduced back to zero.

Defender
When this creature dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and "{R}: This token gets +1/+0 until end of turn."