Whenever you attack, create a Pin token attached to target attacking creature you control. It's an Pin Aura enchantment with enchant creature and "Enchanted creature gets +1/+1." Whenever Chaos ensues, each opponent loses X life, where X is the total number of pins attached to you and creatures you control. (This includes pins on your backpack.)
When you encounter this, draw a card for each pin you are wearing and each Pin token attached to creatures you control. (This includes pins on your backpack.)(Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)
Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose one — • Sort Inventory — Draw a card, then discard a card. • Pick a Perk — Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. • Check Map — Untap up to two target lands. Equip {2}
Pit of Offerings enters tapped. When Pit of Offerings enters, exile up to three target cards from graveyards. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled cards' colors.
As Pithing Spyglass enters, name a keyword ability or ability word. All cards in all zones lose that keyword ability or ability word and all text tied to that ability.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a plague counter on Plague Boiler. {1}{B}{G}: Put a plague counter on Plague Boiler or remove a plague counter from it. When Plague Boiler has three or more plague counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, destroy all nonland permanents.
Planar Atlas enters tapped. When Planar Atlas enters, you may look at the top four cards of your library. If you do, reveal up to one land card from among them, then put that card on top of your library and the rest on the bottom in a random order. {T}: Add {C}.