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Trample
This creature doesn't untap during your untap step if it attacked during your last turn.
This creature can't attack unless defending player controls a Mountain.

This creature can't block.
Unearth {B}{R}

Suspend 4—{U}
Target player draws three cards.

{2}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature you control: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Destroy target Forest, green enchantment, or green planeswalker. If that permanent was a Nissa planeswalker, draw a card.

You may pay {1} and return a basic land you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

When this enchantment enters, create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if your devotion to white and black is seven or greater, create a 4/3 white and black Vampire Demon creature token with flying.

When this creature dies, return another target Elf card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a Vampire, destroy that creature.

First strike
Raid — At end of combat on your turn, if you attacked this turn, create a Junk token for each opponent you attacked.
Whenever you sacrifice a Junk, add {R}.

{R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: This creature deals 2 damage to any target.

During each player's upkeep, that player exchanges control of random target artifact, creature or land he or she controls, for control of random target permanent of the same type that a random opponent controls.

Trample
When this creature enters, destroy target land.
Evoke {4}{R}

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may exile a creature card from your graveyard. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. It gains haste until end of turn.

Creatures you control get +0/+1 and have vigilance.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one target Mount or Vehicle you control. Until end of turn, that permanent becomes saddled if it's a Mount and becomes an artifact creature if it's a Vehicle.

{T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Whenever this creature attacks, defending player may pay {U}. If that player does, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by this creature this turn.

When The Mouth of Sauron enters, target player mills three cards. Then amass Orcs X, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in that player's graveyard.

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Whenever a creature you control with power 1 or less attacks, this enchantment deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Players play with each of their commanders face down and secret until they cast them for the first time. (Be sure to tell your opponent you're using this right at the beginning of the game, so they don't reveal their commanders to you yet!)

Bushido 1
{1}{W}, {T}: Put a training counter on target creature. That creature gains bushido 1 and becomes a Samurai in addition to its other creature types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.