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As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.
{1}, Sacrifice a creature of the chosen type: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.

When The Eighth Doctor enters, mill three cards.
Once during each of your turns, you may play a historic land or cast a historic permanent spell from your graveyard. If you do, it gains "If this permanent would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else."

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {1} and sacrifice an artifact. If you do, create a 3/1 red Construct artifact creature token with haste.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Splice onto Arcane {G}

Creatures you control get +0/+1 for each Gate you control and have vigilance.

Exile up to three target cards from a single graveyard.
Cycling {2}

You have no maximum hand size.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets -2/-1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.

When Wernog, Rider's Chaplain enters or leaves the battlefield, each opponent may investigate. Each opponent who doesn't loses 1 life. You investigate X times, where X is one plus the number of opponents who investigated this way.
Friends forever

Visit — Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain horsemanship until end of turn.

{1}{R}{R}: Put a blaze counter on target land without a blaze counter on it. For as long as that land has a blaze counter on it, it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, this land deals 1 damage to you."

Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, create a Food token.
{2}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Old Flitterfang gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Menace

Treacherous Terrain deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of lands that player controls.
Basic landcycling {2}

You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/-1 and is black.

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent may exile a card from their graveyard. If that player doesn't, you may draw a card.

Imprint — When this Equipment enters, you may exile an instant card from your hand.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Equip {4}

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, draw a card.

Draw two cards. Exile Inspiring Refrain with three time counters on it.
Suspend 3—{2}{U}

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose any number of target planeswalkers you control. Until end of turn, they become 3/3 blue Bird creatures with flying, hexproof, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 1."

Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
Forecast — {1}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Whenever target creature deals damage this turn, you gain that much life.

Madness {2}{B}

Yawning Portal — You gain 1 life. (Leads to: Dungeon Level)
Dungeon Level — Scry 1. (Leads to: Goblin Bazaar, Twisted Caverns)
Goblin Bazaar — Create a Treasure token. (Leads to: Lost Level)
Twisted Caverns — Target creature can't attack until your next turn. (Leads to: Lost Level)
Lost Level — Scry 2. (Leads to: Runestone Caverns, Muiral's Graveyard)
Runestone Caverns — Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them. (Leads to: Deep Mines)
Muiral's Graveyard — Create two 1/1 black Skeleton creature tokens. (Leads to: Deep Mines)
Deep Mines — Scry 3. (Leads to: Mad Wizard's Lair)
Mad Wizard's Lair — Draw three cards and reveal them. You may cast one of them without paying its mana cost.

I — Exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
II — Return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then each opponent discards a card.
III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

Reach
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.